Chelsea spent about £272 million in the summer transfer market, including a reported fee of £75 million for centre-back Wesley Fofana. Dinamo Zagreb's biggest splurge was £4m on forward Bosko Sutalo. They are both in the Champions League, but by almost every other identifier, they live in different stratospheres.
It was a dreadful performance from the Blues, who were completely stifled by the underdog Croatian club. In a match that served as Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang's debut, the Blues attack was toothless while the defence was undone by one moment of magic - a deft dink from Mislav Orsic beyond goalkeeper Kepa Arrizabalaga.
Chelsea's Champions League campaign is off to the worst possible start, putting further pressure on a team that has already lost twice in the Premier League and barely scraped a win against West Ham last weekend.