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The self-deprecating song is set to be a favourite around the Premier League this season as the Blades fans pay homage to their city

The Dutch midfielder has revealed how his manager had the Reds squad in fits of laughter prior to their 2018 defeat to Real Madrid in Kiev

The Reds star has proved his class on and off the pitch, stopping to make the day of a young supporter who injured himself

With VAR about to be introduced in the Premier League for the first time, Goal rounds up its most memorable (and contentious) decisions

The Barcelona legend was known for his calmness on the field, but his start as a coach in Qatar showed a different side of the Spaniard

The Belgian striker is on the verge of a move to Juventus but took to Twitter to prove he is one of the fastest players in Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's team

Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi are among the stars who have been caught spitting at opponents in what is one of football's most taboo acts

Want to show your friends that you're the next Guardiola or Klopp of fantasy football? Read Goal's guide on building your first squad and more

The one-time Red Devils defender was shown alternative uses for poultry during his time in Ligue 1

If you're looking to pick up a new hobby this year, try your hand at listening to football podcasts – and Goal has rounded up the very best ones

The Terriers' new shirt sponsors, Paddy Power, feature more than a little prominently, though it is believed that it is merely just a prank

The new signings certainly won't be getting record contracts anytime soon, but the Scottish midfielder definitely hit the right key

Which games are out there to be played and, more importantly, what's the best way to win? Goal brings you a fantasy football lowdown

A local bar owner in Mergellina entered into an unusual wager with Super Mario - and even managed to retrieve his moped in working order!

The Swede scored a brace against Toronto on Thursday despite his name being wrongly spelt "Irbahimovic" on the back of his shirt

Shopping for a vehicle has just got interesting with news you can buy one that has been previously owned by a footballer

Goal brings you everything you need to know about the football section of the XXXII Olympiad, which will be held in Asia

Finding the right name for your team is something that deserves some serious consideration, as you'll be stuck with it for the tournament

The rapper has taken a pop at the former England star, provoking a response from the former Rangers star

The celebrity chef had a strong grounding in football but was never quite able to make the breakthrough before serious injury ended his career

Skillzy is designed by UEFA to be a new interactive mascot, who is expected to engage fans from all walks of life

The Conservative Party politician is a football fan, but which team does he support? Goal takes a look

The right-back swapped Arsenal's red and white shirt for something a little more daring in a guest appearance for designer Virgil Abloh

The Barca captain has slowly added to his ink over the years, with family being a key theme throughout the artwork

The incident in question took place during a Twitch stream, prompting manager Djamel Belmadi to remove the Brest player from the squad

The 44th president of the United States has an array of teams he supports, but what about soccer?

‘King Eric’ became an icon at Old Trafford for his brilliance on the field, yet he was just as mercurial away from it

The Juventus star follows in the footsteps of Michael Jordan by teaming up with a motley crue of cartoon characters to save the planet

Mention spies and you might think James Bond or Jason Bourne, but Marcelo Bielsa? Goal takes a look at the 2019 scandal that gripped English football